I’m sure there’s more to growing food than planting stuff in the ground and then staying out the way, but that’s what I’m aiming for.  

It’d be a terrible shame if some scamp took over the signal of a police surveillance drone and flew it into a building. Why are Victoria Police even looking into this technology? Because they believe their job is social control. I think. Not sure. These are not the sharpest cats around and their motives are possibly mysterious even to themselves. Quite possibly they idly flick around Cop Ebay looking at tasers and shit, see a drone and grunt, “Want!”

What would be the penalty for flying a kite into a Victoria Police surveillance drone? Also, is there a crime of some sort attached to encouraging people to fuck with these flying arseholes when they appear? 

I’m confused. I’m for “gay marriage” while not being for “marriage”. Marriage is a great way to make a good relationship feel forced while also being a monstrous imposition on friends and family, who of course feel obliged to pretend they care about your bog standard “decision” to choose a life partner. Yay for you buddy, in a world of people desperate for company you magically found someone to watch TV with.

I’m not as unhappy as this sounds, so blow me.

The God of Nerds appeared in a storm of chocolate chip ice cream and dried come flakes. 

Jeff Bridges read the article implying- nay! trumpeting!- that most video games are dumb with growing rage, until he remembered he was Jeff Bridges and not some retard who calls himself a “gamer”.

The fanboy’s anus fluttered like a brown-flecked hummingbird as the opening titles of the latest Marvel spectacular ejaculated onto the screen. Oh, how they would continue to laugh at him when this was over! 

(Source: elizrael)

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