May 2012
8 posts
I’m sure there’s more to growing food than planting stuff in the ground and then staying out the way, but that’s what I’m aiming for.
It’d be a terrible shame if some scamp took over the signal of a police surveillance drone and flew it into a building. Why are Victoria Police even looking into this technology? Because they believe their job is social control. I think. Not sure. These are not the sharpest cats around and their motives are possibly mysterious even to themselves. Quite possibly they idly flick around Cop...
What would be the penalty for flying a kite into a Victoria Police surveillance drone? Also, is there a crime of some sort attached to encouraging people to fuck with these flying arseholes when they appear?
I’m confused. I’m for “gay marriage” while not being for “marriage”. Marriage is a great way to make a good relationship feel forced while also being a monstrous imposition on friends and family, who of course feel obliged to pretend they care about your bog standard “decision” to choose a life partner. Yay for you buddy, in a world of people...
The God of Nerds appeared in a storm of chocolate chip ice cream and dried come flakes.
Jeff Bridges read the article implying- nay! trumpeting!- that most video games are dumb with growing rage, until he remembered he was Jeff Bridges and not some retard who calls himself a “gamer”.
The fanboy’s anus fluttered like a brown-flecked hummingbird as the opening titles of the latest Marvel spectacular ejaculated onto the screen. Oh, how they would continue to laugh at him when this was over!
September 2011
13 posts
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RENEGADE HOUSE INTERVIEW WITH TRAVIS NASH →
The principle of charity, qualia, and philosophy →
“…you do not use reason to find out try things, you use it to win arguments and reassure yourself. It isn’t knowledge that you seek but comfort and smugness.”
Rupe’s Jordan dip shrouded in revelation →
“When ruling elites and cliques approach their decadence, ritual and superstition take over from rationality, because a clear-eyed view of the situation does not square with your self-belief.”
Can the United States move beyond the narcissism... →
“The ability to empathise with others who had suffered similar tragedies and the desire to prevent further such suffering proved elusive when set against the need to avenge the attacks. It was as though Americans were unique in their ability to feel pain and the deaths of civilians of other nations were worth less.”
RENEGADE HOUSE INTERVIEW WITH TRAVIS NASH →
Great to read this interview with the Nash. He’s a fucking champ.
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Goodbye to All That: Reflections of a GOP... →
“…the Republican Party is becoming less and less like a traditional political party in a representative democracy and becoming more like an apocalyptic cult…”
Why the people seek protection in protectionism →
“While average Australians believe that ”protection” is as good an idea applied to the nation as it is to families, friends and neighbours, the political elite live in a world bounded by the mantras of neoliberal economics.”
Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politics/why-the-people-seek-protection-in-protectionism-20110903-1jrm2.html#ixzz1WwVJmp7u
The 9/11 Conspiracists: Vindicated After All These... →
“…have the charges that it was an “inside job” –– a favored phrase of the self-styled “truthers” — received any serious buttress?
The answer is no.”
August 2011
41 posts
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What is Debt? – An Interview with Economic... →
“…if you want your neighbor’s cow, you’d say, “wow, nice cow” and he’d say “you like it? Take it!” – and now you owe him one.”
Observations on Atheism →
“I can relate to the atheistic belief that self-accountability and autonomy are our most noble goals; I can relate to theism because I believe an intelligent force surrounds us, and I can relate to agnosticism because this intelligent force must have aspects that are beyond my current comprehension … so why bother having opinions about it?”
So You Think You're Funny 2011 →
“Dayne Rathbone, here because he won the similar Raw comedy competition in Australia, was the highlight of the evening for me. He carefully arranged his stool and microphone before sitting down to read his self-penned book The Boy And His Dad. This slow start, and indeed the laugh-free first couple of pages, demonstrated a calm control of the audience, before hitting them with the first...
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Manmade climate change? Fuck off! Secret people secretly running the world? I’m all ears.
Lady Gaga’s Most Blatant Contemporary Art Rip-Offs →
There is a certain ruthless curatorial skill involved in the diva’s pillaging of existing cultural artifacts, stripping them of their original meaning, slicing and stuffing them into her glossy oeuvre.
DIY Weapons of the Libyan Rebels →
Scrambling to arm themselves against mercenaries and a professional army, rebels have been making use of everything they can — from using captured weapons and munitions to rigging anti-aircraft guns and aircraft rocket launchers to the backs of civilian pickup trucks.
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"JK Rowling should remember that less means more... →
“Harry Potter fans seem to have an insatiable desire for more news, chat and retail opportunities related to their enthusiasm. They’re standing in a monsoon screaming: “I feel so dry!” while the rest of us are getting soaked.”
Yarballs →
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Fuck Your Ass
Fuck Transformers, fuck Ghostbusters, fuck your childhood, Fuck Back to the Future, fuck the past, definitely fuck zombies, fuck ninjas in the ass, fuck pirates in the ass, fuck Cowboys Vs Aliens in the ass.
Fuck Captain America in the mouth, fuck America in the mouth, fuck Star Wars, fuck Star Trek so very, very hard. Fuck backward looking child-men, fuck calling yourself a gamer, a nerd, a geek...
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What Jock Culture Does To Pukes Like You →
Fuckheads are people who tell me I just need to ‘get on with it’. I’m an artist, I need to stop and think about what I’m doing. A lot. This article explains the feeling I’ve had about these fuckheads and the pressure they put on fuckheads like me.
“Intriguing” is a word that needs a rest for about a million years. People who throw this word around need to chill.
I learned as a child to despise authority and it’s still the best thing to ever happen to me.
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