9/11 Crop Circle
So we’re coming up to the 10th anniversary of an event that left people with only one possible polite reaction: pretending it was a surprise. Four passenger jets were hijacked and crashed into objects of significance: the Pentagon, the World Trade Centre towers and a paddock. I assume the paddock contained a crop circle explaining in code how to deal with humanity’s greatest problem: how do you tell the truth to Americans without them blowing shit up in response.